Ryan Collins
January 26, 2015 | Ryan Collins

How to celebrate Australia Day like an Aussie

Australia Day marks the arrival of Britain's First Fleet to Australia in 1788. Follow this 14-step guide to celebrate Australia Day like an Aussie:

  1. Sleep in.
  2. Put the beer on ice.

  3. Go for a swim.
  4. Turn on the radio to Triple J. Listen to the Hottest 100.
  5. Crack a cold beer.
  6. Kick the footie around.

  7. Turn on the BBQ.
  8. Crack a cold beer.
  9. Men stand around the BBQ and cook sausages.
  10. Get sunburnt.
  11. Crack a cold beer.
  12. Eat burnt sausages.
  13. Play backyard cricket.

  14. Go to bed early because you have work the next day..........

Cheers mate!



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